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The blog

Posts from the harbor

A small, eclectic collection of writing. Some of these are real engineering posts written by an actual human. Some are AI-generated yachting metaphors. They are clearly labeled — assuming you trust the label, which was also written by the AI.

  • Loading non-primitives with PyYAML, safely!

    PyYAML doesn't translate Python non-primitive data types, but using unsafe loads might result in a deserialization attack. A real post, from before the AI got involved.

  • Regatta-Driven Development: A Manifesto

    Why your sprint is just a regatta with worse weather. A confidently argued, lightly hallucinated, fundamentally unserious manifesto.

  • Anchoring Your Dependencies in Choppy Supply-Chain Seas

    Lockfiles, pinning, and one extremely overextended nautical metaphor. Generated under the supervision of a human who, again, thought it would be funny.